Now, I am not going to get all political first thing this morning but everytime I watch a news program or flip to a talk show all I see is Bill Clinton. I can't remember the last time I saw George Dubya, don't get me wrong, that's a good thing but it seems Mr. Clinton is pulling a pseudo-Trudeau (hey, that rhymes!) and is coming out of retirement. You should check out or read the transcript from his interview with Chris Matthews from Fox news. You don't have to be the slightest bit interested in politics to enjoy watching or reading someone ripping apart and tearing somebody a new one. Mr. Clinton can get mad as it turns out and mad he did become indeed. And it won't be hard to find, just Google "Clinton interview", trust me it's EVERYWHERE...score one for the good guys.
Now as far as political debauchery and shenanigans go, hooo boy is there ever some shifty shit taking place in this fair world of ours...
Cheech got voted off of Celebrity Duets. What, no recount? Did ALL of Florida vote? Was the Latino community barred from voting? I smell a rat...
Meredith has to CHOOSE between the vet and Dr. McDreamy on Gray's Anatomy? That is some pathetic shiftiness right there. And as far as the bet goes, I'm willing to let you go double or nothing Stace but it was I that won, McDreamy TOTALLY chickened out...10 bucks baby...10 buckseroos for moi.
Lindsay Lohan getting caught EVERYWHERE without wearing underwear? It's a conspiracy, I tell you...THEY are setting her up.
Madonna having to defend and explain the difference between HER crucifixion on tour and the crucifixion after Jesus' final tour?? Well to be quite honest, if given the choice to see either tour, who wouldn't go with Madonna's? Better light show, better choreography and you could get a t-shirt too...those shifty religious leaders I tell you, always choosing and defending the boring performers...I mean come on!!! Our PARENTS listened to Jesus!!! And he wasn't much of a dancer either...
Outkast members Andre 3000 and Big Boi are together but then are not? Is there a new album
coming out with BOTH of them? Andre 3000 is making a cartoon and then moving to Australia and raising kangaroos? Big Boi is doing...what is Big Boi doing anyway? Ooooohh, that's some shifty shit right there...some diabolical madman with plans of taking over the world from his secret lair inside a volcano has driven a wedge between the two rappers' friendship and working relationship and is ripping Outkast apart from the inside...FIGHT it Andre and Big Boi...FIGHT BACK! You can do it...
Denver beats New England??? Shifty shiftiness shifting rather shiftily if you ask me...
oh boy, there is some evilness afoot and me no likee one bit...
oh well, at least Kevin Federline's album comes out on Halloween...now THERE'S something to look forward to...
I'm picking up the Bat-phone right now...we need some SERIOUS help...
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