I was going to spout off on some thought based on the writings of Sun Tzu (The Art of War) and Marcus Aurelius (Meditations) as a sort of uplifting and inspiring reminder to all of you out there that are dealing with work and people.
A sort of friendly little gesture to say "I hear you. I'm with you. Wrap your noodle around this for a second. You're not alone..." but then I heard Bette Midler singing inside my head and...
well....that's not happening.
So, with that out of my mind, I figured we'll have some fun instead. Because that's really all you need to do when things are getting dull or frustrating really. Sit back and have a laugh or get caught up in that whole conversation when someone says "Oh yeah, I remember that. Remember when blah blah blah...?" and then off you go on some fun conversation about nothing much but it sure feels good while having it.
So, I figured we'll play "Oh yeahhhh...Where DID they go? What DID happen to them? Holy shit! How long ago was that? I admit...I liked them..."
1. Blossom- tv show- Mayim Bialik played her. Who cares about Joey Lawrence...
2. C&C Music Factory -??? definitely NOT music - they can stay there, but where is it that they're at?
3. Snuffleupagus - what? Did he go into the Witness Relocation Program? Damn Elmo...
4. Ally Sheedy - Actress - Breakfast Club basket case? Short Circuit? "Johnny 5 ALIVE!!"
5. Arsenio Hall - again, he can stay there...please. Please stay there...
6. DeBarge - again NOT music - "Rhythm of the Night?", "Who's Johnny?" from Short Circuit?
7. Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam - oh god...- skip this one, for God's sake, skip it...
8. Candi - sugar pop princess - Canadian singer? that was "Under your spell?" Sheeeeeesh...
9. Roxette - they were HUGE and then POOF!!! I told you God likes Jazz and Punk...
10. Lik-m-Aid- powdered sugar in two flavours with a candy dipping stick...I could use those...
So, have at it... and fire back with the 2 ZILLION or so that I missed. Actually, on second thought...please don't. I am quite content not having to think about those things that I have discarded ever again. Yep, me and my 11 hole red Doc Martens are going to lock ourselves in my living room with Soundgarden blaring and spend the afternoon playing Tetris and eating Pizza Pops.
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