Sept. 12 marks the anniversary of the development of the original weapon of mass destruction...

Due to the fact that it is in fact my birthday today, I am unable to rant or enlighten today mainly because at 7:18 this morning my father and I went golfing...

but I shall leave these for your perusal since they are all we really need to know...




"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once they grow up"
Pablo Picasso

"If somebody thinks they are a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

"I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes."

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
all from Douglas Adams

"Ask your child what they want for dinner only if they are buying."
Fran Leibowitz

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
Dick Cavett

"New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. the more truth we have to work with, the richer we become.
Kurt Vonnegut

"Only passions, great passions can elevate the soul to great things."
Diderot

"To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state."
Goethe

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